Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Randomize
