is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you win again, gameday.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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