How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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