do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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