Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's shark week go big or go home
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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