Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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