so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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