Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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