Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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