did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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