He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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