Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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