ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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