oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
