the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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