new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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