Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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