We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
