why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Hippo gnu deer
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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