i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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