Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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