I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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