So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
