You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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