this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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