Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
