i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize