sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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