i think my mom watched the whole time
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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