Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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