Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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