I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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