question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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