i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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