is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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