Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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