Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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