Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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