I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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