can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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