Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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