road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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