...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm at about main and main street
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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