I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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