Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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