Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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