What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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