So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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