HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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