I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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