just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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