I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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