do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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