You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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