Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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