Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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