Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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