Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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