i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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