can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish i was in the wii world.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
tell me about the eggs
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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