But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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