do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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